September202014

In fact, the only things in the flat Crowley devoted any personal attention to were the houseplants. They were huge, and green, and glorious, with shiny, healthy, lustrous leaves.

This was because, once a week, Crowley went around the flat with a green plastic plant mister spraying the leaves, and talking to the plants….

Although talking is perhaps the wrong word for what Crowley did.

What he did was put the fear of God into them.

More precisely, the fear of Crowley.

In addition to which, every couple of months Crowley would pick out a plant that was growing too slowly, or succumbing to leaf-wilt, or browning, or just didn’t look quite as good as the others, and he would carry it around to all the plants. “Say goodbye to your friend,” he’d say to them. “He just couldn’t cut it…”

Then he would leave the flat with the offending plant, and return an hour or so later with a large empty flower pot, which he would leave somewhere conspicuously around the flat.

The plants were the most luxurious, verdant, and beautiful in London. Also the most terrified.

Good Omens (via emjayelle)

(Source: wildlinging, via preytonone)

September192014

cetaceas:

*hears child crying* *takes birth control*

(via peregrinusbarbatus)

5PM

fuckyeahraccoons:

no1-blog:

I want one

Raccoon cousins spotlight!

(via lostinhistory)

5PM

textsfromtitanfood:

consider the following aus

  • "we wore matching halloween costumes to this party" au
  • "we’re the only ones who didn’t get the email about class being canceled" au
  • "tried to get the candy bar that didn’t drop out of the vending machine and now my hand is stuck can u help me out" au
  • "we’re the only ones on campus who didn’t go home for christmas" au
  • "we both got in separate bar fights downtown and now we’re waiting in the ER comparing stories" au
  • "accidentally fell in your lap while standing on this crowded bus" au
  • "can u help me sneak my cat into my dorm" au
  • "accidentally got assigned the same library study room so I guess we’ll have to share for the semester" au
  • "It’s raining and u forgot your umbrella so come over and stand under mine while we wait for the bus" au
  • "I rented the apartment above your flower shop and in the last two months you’ve gotten a new flower I’m allergic to so I keep buying bouquets until I can figure out which kind it is" au

(via thewritersramblings)

yeah ok 

September172014
“Kiss your own fingertips
and hug your own curves.
You are made of waves and honey
and spicy peppers when it is necessary.
You are a goddess,
I hope you haven’t forgotten.” Emery Allen (via psych-facts)

(via nudityandnerdery)

7PM
“WATCH THIS THING SO I CAN YELL ABOUT IT AND YOU’LL UNDERSTAND AND YELL WITH ME MAYBE PLEASE” me to my friends  (via eclecticbreeze)

(Source: thefandomhouse, via peregrinusbarbatus)

September162014
9PM
September152014

If you don’t know your personality type, take the test here.

Rules: Find out what characters share the same personality type as you here and list the characters that you find relevant below. Then tag five friends and let them know you tagged them

Tagged by peregrinusbarbatus

INTJ (Mastermind)

Rupert Giles from Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Harry Dresden from The Dresden Files

Clarice Starling from Silence of the Lambs

Tywin Lannister from Game of Thrones

I’m tagging yesterdayalwaysgetsleftbehinddevwasnotthererubedo09amazonjazmin

do et! 

12AM

I was bad tonight and gave in and had a cigarette but god damn it was good.

September142014
10PM

toopunktofuck:

one of new jersey’s most famous confections, saltwater taffy, was invented because some asshole’s candy shop flooded and ruined all his taffy and he sold it to a child anyway and i think that pretty much says a lot about the overall cultural climate of new jersey

(via 8bitflowers)

8PM

spikespiegell:

*hears one second of sound from a lotr movie* are you watching lord of the rings

(via penthesileas)

11AM

leonardbonesy:

whenever I’m underwater I always touch my hair because there’s no frizz and it’s smooth and flowing and all w h o o s h and that’s why I’m pissed I’m not a fucking mermaid.

(via madamemcpuffin)

September92014
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