August272014

therealallecto:

scaredpotter:

the slytherins making a drinking game where they take a shot every time draco malfoy talks about harry potter

also known as the night Madam Pomfrey had to save an entire dormitory from alcohol poisoning

(via spankmethorin)

5PM
August262014

Passive aggressive Witch

baltharus:

I don’t curse people, I bless everyone around them.

(via peregrinusbarbatus)

6PM

spagheteen:

i never run voluntarily so if u ever see me running you should start running too bc something is coming

(via remuant-reveur)

August242014
8PM
3PM

camembertlylegal:

deadlydinos:

Once I was walking home with some law school friends and they were like ”Why are you walking up that street your street is like three more streets up”

"Yeah but there’s a house on this street and sometimes their golden retriever naps in the sun on the sidewalk and I like to give him belly rubs"

Now all the law students walk up belly rub lane because law school is stressful and dogs rock

I bet that is the happiest dog

(via mcwill)

August232014

Feel like I’m going to relapse. Taking hot bath to try to calm myself down.

August212014

A Koala reflecting on his sins, his triumphs, and the inevitability of death.

(via lostinhistory)

5PM

(Source: bluexprincessx, via haleykrunk)

4PM

rib-caged:

I hate when guys are like “oh you’re not one of those girls that’s going to order a salad for dinner are you?” MAYBE I AM. MAYBE I FUCKING LIKE SALADS. HAVE YOU EVEN TASTED RASPBERRY VINAIGRETTE. 

(Source: rib-caged, via onceuponabaggins)

4PM

hughvaljean:

how do you measure a year?

  • in cups of coffee
  • in cups of coffee
  • in cups of coffee
  • in cups of coffee
  • in cups of coffee
  • and
  • um
  • in cups of coffee
  • 525,600 cups of coffee

(via slytherenne)

August202014
snowzapped:

I empathize with you, man.

snowzapped:

I empathize with you, man.

(via gravityisontrial)

1PM
12PM

She Justifies Running Away by Jeannine Hall Gailey

She Justifies Running Away by Jeannine Hall Gailey

(Source: eros-turannos, via okayophelia)

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