August292014

dajo42:

realistically the space under my bed is very small so if a monster did in fact live there it would have to also be very small

it would be some kind of baby monster

i would have to look after it

(via nudityandnerdery)

11PM

manafromheaven:

haussofkm:

mockeryd:

Dog: I AM SORRY BABY HUMAN! DO NOT CRY ANYMORE! i SHALL BRING YOU MORE TOYS

The cutest thing ever.

OMG

(Source: sizvideos, via hohomylad)

10PM

conquerorwurm:

One of my favorite things to see is random people trying to interact with unfamiliar outdoor cats. Just standing there with a hand out, making kissy noises, maybe meowing at the cat while it ignores them. Mankind at its best and least dignified

(via lostinhistory)

12PM

mittiepaul:

The way some people freak out about pumpkin spice stuff coming back you’d think it’s a rare drug from a desert planet or something…

(via lostinhistory)

August272014

therealallecto:

scaredpotter:

the slytherins making a drinking game where they take a shot every time draco malfoy talks about harry potter

also known as the night Madam Pomfrey had to save an entire dormitory from alcohol poisoning

(via spankmethorin)

5PM
August262014

Passive aggressive Witch

baltharus:

I don’t curse people, I bless everyone around them.

(via peregrinusbarbatus)

6PM

spagheteen:

i never run voluntarily so if u ever see me running you should start running too bc something is coming

(via remuant-reveur)

August242014
8PM
3PM

camembertlylegal:

deadlydinos:

Once I was walking home with some law school friends and they were like ”Why are you walking up that street your street is like three more streets up”

"Yeah but there’s a house on this street and sometimes their golden retriever naps in the sun on the sidewalk and I like to give him belly rubs"

Now all the law students walk up belly rub lane because law school is stressful and dogs rock

I bet that is the happiest dog

(via mcwill)

August232014

Feel like I’m going to relapse. Taking hot bath to try to calm myself down.

August212014

A Koala reflecting on his sins, his triumphs, and the inevitability of death.

(via lostinhistory)

5PM

(Source: bluexprincessx, via haleykrunk)

4PM

rib-caged:

I hate when guys are like “oh you’re not one of those girls that’s going to order a salad for dinner are you?” MAYBE I AM. MAYBE I FUCKING LIKE SALADS. HAVE YOU EVEN TASTED RASPBERRY VINAIGRETTE. 

(Source: rib-caged, via onceuponabaggins)

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